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"I'm hoping you can teach me to trip the light fantastic..."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Turn, turn and turn.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Children's Party

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Push for Disco...

Fun (circa 1955)

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Love Birds love dancing together

Moulin Rouge Security

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Dance.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Zumba

Modern Kids.

Music Hall Dancers

Danth battle?

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

Leaping

You're never too old for ballet!