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A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Baby's first two-step.'

Children's Party

Push for Disco...

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Fun (circa 1955)

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Moulin Rouge Security

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Swing dancers.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Love Birds love dancing together

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Dance.