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Big Ballet Dancer.

'Perhaps someone ought to tell him it takes two to tango.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

Fun (circa 1955)

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

The dog dance troupe.

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Oh! The Merry Merry Month of May!

Learning the Polka

A snake with human legs.

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

Nutcracker in a Tutu

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Before we start, would you be interested in some tickets for the Inland Revenue Annual Dance?

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'Senor, I ask ze commandant about your last request, but he say ze salsa lessons are a no-no.'

'Tom thought the meetings might be more interesting if he 'performed' his report.'

Orchestra conductor

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Music Hall Dancers

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

Sign on door of dance studio: Stepped out for 10 mins.

Limbo Dancing Auditions

Masked Ball

Greenwich Fair

"Uh, sorry, have to drop. My house just broke out in a bad case of flash mobs."