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Big Ballet Dancer.

'Perhaps someone ought to tell him it takes two to tango.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

Fun (circa 1955)

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

The dog dance troupe.

Learning the Polka

Oh! The Merry Merry Month of May!

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

A snake with human legs.

Nutcracker in a Tutu

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

'Tom thought the meetings might be more interesting if he 'performed' his report.'

Sign on door of dance studio: Stepped out for 10 mins.

Before we start, would you be interested in some tickets for the Inland Revenue Annual Dance?

Orchestra conductor

'Senor, I ask ze commandant about your last request, but he say ze salsa lessons are a no-no.'

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Limbo Dancing Auditions

Music Hall Dancers

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"You have very low expectations."

Nijinsky Bros. Moving Co.

Rapunzel at the hop

Doing the Macadamia

The Choreograph