Helicopter Pilots (as A Joke) T-Shirts

"We're so guilty of being helicopter parents."

'Flight simulator'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Coastguard

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Two birds refuel.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Air Taxi

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Helicopter Rescues.

Water Drop with a Surprise

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

Coronavirus in New York

Galley Christmas

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

Fisherman Rescue

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen