Helicopter Parents Club Gifts

Wrapping children in cotton wool.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

Helicopter Mom

"There you go, honey. Have fun."