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Wrapping children in cotton wool.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

The Mother Of Damocles

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

'What did she think was going to happen??'

Helicopter Mom

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"