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'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

Football player taking the ball home.

Countess

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

The Death of Pierrot

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

"Someday, barring a leveraged buy-out, a hostile takeover, or a substantial increase in estate taxes, this will all be yours."

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office

'Feelings, nothing more than feeeelings that I'm right for this job.'

"Stella!"

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Silvio Berlusconi

'Someday, Son, you'll probably reject all this.'

'And what makes you think the Guards would want YOU, laddie?'

'Being a secretary is really neat, Mr. Foskett -- I just love this white nail polish!'

Miss Motormouth

'We're looking for bold, imaginative thinking, and judging from the whoppers on your resume, you're our man!'

'...and to my miserable son, Pruitt, I leave all my hideous lime-green wall-to-wall carpet remnants.'

These days it's not not enough to stay home. You need to stay hydrated, too!