Height Dynamics Gifts

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"It's so nice to have a tall person around."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Increase Your Height.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"I fancy tall men."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

God has an attack of vertigo

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Goat Romance

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

Child Grows Tall

It as a terrible moment to develop a fear of heights.

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

"Didn't I tell you not to mention shortbread man's height?"

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"

'Worst case of short man syndrome I've ever seen.'

"Wow. From up here you can see all the way to Friday."

'Here comes my first husband-look taller.'

Still A Shrimp

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."

Window washer with springs on his feet.

'What do you mean lining up in order of height is discrimination?'

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

'It's been a dry year. The only thing I grew was taller.'

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

"I identify as six-two."

"How come you're taller than me?"