
"It's so nice to have a tall person around."
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"It's so nice to have a tall person around."
'Let's not go by the book.'
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
'What zip code are we in now?'
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."
So … you do a lot of yoga?
I fart more than that!
I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.
"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."
Caliologist
'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'
In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.
Scientists building a tower
'Still having problems finding day care?'
"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."
'How many miles to the gallon?'
"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."
"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."
Ancient taxi
Migration Music
Step aerobics
'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'
"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."
Inflatable car
Bev puts on an old favorite
"Looks like you've got some competition."
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'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'
"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."
'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'
'It's either this or a heart attack!'
Airbus
Ballerina and the light switch.
"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"
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