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"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Pointing.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

New Idea

"A possible eureka."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Chilli

Golfers lost on the road

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Too much spice?'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...