Heffalump Hunter Mugs

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Pointing.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

New Idea

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"A possible eureka."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Chilli

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Golfers lost on the road

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Too much spice?'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."