Heckle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

The Sculptor

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'I just got text-heckled!'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Rodin's Block

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Foul ball!!'

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."