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'Mmmm, Boy oh boy Sue, this Caramel Tart is TRULY divine! I feel like i've DIED and gone to HEAVEN!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Holy Macaroni,

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

Cherub string quartets

"And God called the light day."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Heavenly Take Out

You are here.

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

'Who gets the special?'

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

What should I do? I was answering a prayer and accidentally clicked "reply all."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'