Heavenly Treats Seeker Prints

'Mmmm, Boy oh boy Sue, this Caramel Tart is TRULY divine! I feel like i've DIED and gone to HEAVEN!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Holy Macaroni,

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"And God called the light day."

Cherub string quartets

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

You are here.

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

'Who gets the special?'

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

'The keeper of the secret bowl.'

"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."