Holy Snack Seeker Prints

Holy Macaroni,

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Because it's there!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Honest Vending Machine

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'