Heavenly Tech Geek T-Shirts

"I hate this damn thing!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Take me to your computer.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Artificial hearts.

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

"My kid could do that."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"The robots are coming for our leisure."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.