Heavenly Tech Geek Prints

"I hate this damn thing!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Take me to your computer.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Artificial hearts.

"The robots are coming for our leisure."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

"My kid could do that."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.