Heavenly System Admins Prints

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Is this the new input device?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Where was I?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

Early Tech Support

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

The Escape Key

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'It looks like our data.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'We want people to see the human side of IT.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."