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'Yeah, I tried that once.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Hamlet.

'Whoops!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

Optometrist practical jokes

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

"Seats in all parts!"

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Fart. Le Poot.

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Wash and Let My People Go

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."