Heavenly Match Watchers Pillows

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Your angel is always with you

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Football Angel

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Sudden death?'

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Rugby heaven

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Heavenly Tennis.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

Angel Delight

"Stop that row!"

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Golfing Gods.

'A wide wide'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.