Heavenly Jam Pillows

An amplified harp

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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Local News in Heaven

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Angel playing music

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Shoe repair

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'You'll have to wait a couple of minutes... we're still downloading information from your soul's black box recorder.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Angel learning to fly...

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

Pardon Me

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'