'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'
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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
'T.M.I.F.'
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"Can you read the part about Job again?"
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'
"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."
Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people
'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'
'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'
'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'
Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.
"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
Leaking Hudson River paintings.
Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'
Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.
"Oh sure, it's easy to blame your husband, when he's not here to defend himself."
"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."
An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.
"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
Perfection Troubleshootors.
"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'
"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."
If found please return to mountain
The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen
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