Heavenly Host Prints

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Cardiac Recovery.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Halo Frisbee.