Heavenly Hackers Pillows

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing Bishop.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Wallpapering with Nails

The Ordered List

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

Golfing with God.

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

"I hate this damn thing!"

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

"Not the God I expected."

'Pig flu??!'

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'You called for tech support?'

"I'm not explaining any of my decisions today...it's 'Yes or No Thursday.'"

Big CEO- Small Outfit

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

When Nerds Die