Heavenly Comic Fan Prints

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Suffering from Cooties?

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Bless You."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

The prying mantis,

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'