Heavenly Comedian T-Shirts

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Adventures of God

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."