Heatwave Historian Pillows

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

"You think this is hot? You shoulda been here in the summer of nineteen-ought-six! That was a hot one! Yes, sir-ee...!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Protecting the green

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'Don't they look silly?'

Intense summer sun

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Gatorade!

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Fox Operated Fan

Environmental Clues

'Is this the way to the beach?'