Heatwave Historian Mugs

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

"You think this is hot? You shoulda been here in the summer of nineteen-ought-six! That was a hot one! Yes, sir-ee...!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Intense summer sun

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Protecting the green

'Don't they look silly?'

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Gatorade!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Ice cream van

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Fox Operated Fan

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Environmental Clues

"Central air? I am so jealous!"