Heat Tolerator Mugs

'I miss having four seasons.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

North Pole

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I blame global warming!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tourist in the desert

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Chilli

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Summer Berries

'Too much spice?'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

"This is the worst parade ever."

Summer

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'