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'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"That's my personal most wanted list."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Meet the Beetles....

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

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"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Meat Loaf

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

It had to be you!

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

Aeneas