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'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"That's my personal most wanted list."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Robbie Williams

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

David Bowie

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

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Bob Dylan

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

It had to be you!

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"I can't get no disinfection."

Rashida Jones

Meat Loaf

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Elvis lives! - 'Why most alien abductions go unreported.'

The Stranglers

Jimmy Page

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

'I've just discovered a drug Keith Richards hasn't taken...'

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'