Heartfelt Entertainer Gifts

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Happy Valentine's Day.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Caterpillars in love

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

A family choir

Valentines Day Cats

Spirit of love

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Valentines

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...