Heartbroken Humorist T-Shirts

Express their resilient humor with our playful T-shirts for the heartbroken. Comfortable and cleverly designed, these tees let them wear their wit on their sleeve.

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'He said I was one in a million but forgot to tell me about the other nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.'

'He said I was one in a million but forgot to tell me about the other nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.' mockup

'He said I was one in a million but forgot to tell me about the other nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.'

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"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' - mockup

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

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Phoenix

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Barman In Love.

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Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend. mockup

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

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'Now that's what I call rejection.' mockup

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

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Caterpillars in love

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'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.' mockup

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

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"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly." mockup

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

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'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.' mockup

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

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Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'. mockup

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

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A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body mockup

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

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'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!' mockup

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

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Valentines

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I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive... mockup

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

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Kissing Hands

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Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.." mockup

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

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Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

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"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?" mockup

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

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Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

Vulture waiting outside a failing business. mockup

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

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"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory." mockup

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

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A heart flies out during an operation. mockup

A heart flies out during an operation.

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'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?' mockup

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

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'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?' mockup

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

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'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?' mockup

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

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"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa."

"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa." mockup

"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa."

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'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.' mockup

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

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'By this time next year you'll be with someone new. You'll tell her about today and laugh. You'll laugh that snorty little piggy laugh of yours. She'll throw you out too.'

'By this time next year you'll be with someone new. You'll tell her about today and laugh. You'll laugh that snorty little piggy laugh of yours. She'll throw you out too.'

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"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant." mockup

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

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"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

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