Heartbreak Humorist T-Shirts

"I never meant to hurt you."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No refunds."

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

". . . If a girl throws your prospectus in the trash, she's not the girl for you."

'There's nothing more to talk about, George! It's all over!'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Caterpillars in love

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Valentines

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Kissing Hands

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

A heart flies out during an operation.

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

Heart ailments