Heartbroken Heroine T-Shirts

"Little bastard played you like a video game."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

So Close..

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Cow in love'

Romantic Violinist.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Stand-up Romcom

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Do you mind?"

Romance

Cupid and Targets

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"This will be hilarious!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Tea of Love

Love linked

Frog flirting.