Heartbreak Healer T-Shirts

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Despite advances in modern medicine I'm afraid we're still nable to offer a cue for a 'heart torn apart by the medacity of a temptress who captured your soul."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Licensed Therapist

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Broken Heart

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Psychiatry visit.

The Invention of Country Music.

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'