What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!
Heartbreak Handler Mugs
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"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
Blues artis's daily list
"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
"Let's text her, she'd like that."
"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"
"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"
"Oh no! You, again?"
'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'
"Men just won't leave me alone!"
'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'
Mr. Chester's diplomacy
The Invention of Country Music.
"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."
"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"
'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'
"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"
The Conductor
'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'
"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."
"Recently separated."
'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'
Caution Fragile
Days of Christmas.
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
Tears
"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."
"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."
"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."
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