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"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tristan Und Isolde

Filming Christmas

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Baby Bear.

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Catch and release dating.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Mephistopheles

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

The new boy was teased for being different.

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's all mine. Life is good."