Heart Dot Enthusiast Mugs

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

A day at the races

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Please join us.'

Pop Up Pointillism.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

Georges Seurat

Non-profit organization chart

Canine Frat Parties

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"I love it!"

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

Romantic Comet

To a dotted man: 'Sorry, I am unable to connect you - please try later.'

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

Polka Dot Artist

"Meet our design team."

'Well, I suppose the kid has just joined the company,,,'

Pointillism: the early years.