Dot To Dot Devotee Mugs

Please Wait Here for the Next Available Pencil

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Textin’"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Drive-thru Church

"I'll never forget you."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

I Heart Data

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."