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'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

Super Heroes.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"In da house"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Christmas Canapes

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"