Healthy Snack Wizard Mugs

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Super Heroes.

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

'Mom can I have another apple?'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'