Healthy Living Aspirant T-Shirts

The Janopause

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

The Fast Lane.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

To do before Saturday...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The trim reaper

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

WHO checklist

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'