Healthy Lifestyle Fan Pillows

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Football fans in corona times

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Academy.

Cyclist

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.