Healthy Lifestyle Enthusiasts Pillows

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

Man eating and exercising at the same time.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Corona Funeral