Healthy Lifestyle Dreamer T-Shirts

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Secretive Weigh In.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise Class

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Olive Oil

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

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GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues