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"Salad for lunch?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Secretive Weigh In.

Exercise Class

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Exercising

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Dieting Motivation.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Olive Oil

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Heart Health Levels