Healthy Eaters On A Budget Gifts

'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

GMOs

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

Apple Tree Dispenser

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

Healthy Eating Fast

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"