Sure, I like worms, but I'm sure I like them better with a side of fries.
Healthy Eater Turned Junk Food Aficionado Gifts
If you know someone who's traded kale for chicken wings, our fun and witty products are just the ticket. Perfect for foodies embracing their guilty pleasures, these gifts combine humor with a nod to their flavorful transformation.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
"I'd rather eat your homework."
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Fast Food Menu Selections
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'
Healthy Eater Turned Junk Food Aficionado Gifts Collection
Healthy Eater Turned Junk Food Aficionado Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more fun and witty designs celebrating food adventures and funny foodie transformations.
Healthy Eater Turned Junk Food Aficionado Pillows
Check out our playful pillows perfect for adding humor and personality to any comfort zone during snack breaks.
Healthy Eater Turned Junk Food Aficionado Prints
Browse our amusing prints that celebrate the joyful, hilarious evolution of eating habits—perfect for foodies with a sense of humor.
Healthy Eater Turned Junk Food Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our quirky t-shirts that humorously capture the tasty journey from health nut to junk food lover.