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'It's more than a hunch....it's a permanent fixture.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'The Questioner'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

Climate Change Road

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

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