Healthcare Reform Analysts Pillows

'Some of them are having a little difficulty with the 'competition' concept.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

The Public Option

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Republican Healthcare

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

Sicko.

"Listen up!!... new health care guidelines now cover pre-existing conditions... ...we're looking at layoffs people!"

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare