Healthcare Multitaskers Gifts

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Soccer kids texting

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Homeschooling

Studying and technology

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Having It All

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

"What?!"

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'